Me: Hey Kitty, you promised you would tell me what the meaning of life is today.
Kitty: Ok, but I have to eat supper now. Have to keep up my strength for all the work you make me do around here.
Me: Alright. We’ll just wait until you’re ready to reveal to the world what the meaning of life is. We’ve waited this long, we can wait a little longer.
Kitty: Mmmmm…..purr purr….crunch crunch crunch….
Kitty: Purr purr….crunch crunch crunchity crunch
Kitty: Are you still here? Come back tomorrow. I’ll let you know what the meaning of life is then.
Me: Oh really Kitty! You don’t know, do you?
Kitty: How do you know I don’t know? After all, you don’t know and so who are you to judge what I don’t know and when I don’t know it?
Me: ?????? Kitty, you’re the limit, but we love you anyway.