I have a new pair of shoes!
They’re very soft and warm and the calico print goes well with everything I wear.
Kitty: ” I am not amused.”
Me: “Oh c’mon. Lighten up. You have to admit it’s kinda funny.”
Kitty: “I’m not admitting anything. I will say however, that your fashion sense is even worse than your humor. Calico does NOT go with everything.”
Me: “Someone needs a nap.”
Kitty: “Geez woman, I already sleep 23 and 3/4 hours per day.”
Me: “Well then, a time-out is in order I think.”
Kitty: “I agree – A time-out away from you would be a good thing.”
Me: “My, what Grumpy Shoes.”